Formal letter - reply - referát
Good day to you, madam.
Firstly, I am well aware that you are willing to give it one more try, but you write this to me daily, and I am getting pretty annoyed reading the same line over and over again. I know that nothing compares to me, I don’t need to be reminded of it every day. It is usual that someone falls to an unstoppable spiral of chaotic agony as a result of splitting up with someone like me. This is normal, the only thing you need is to see your doctor once again. No matter how foolish he may be, he is definitely less foolish than you. You have more freedom as you said, you are eating in fancy restaurants and putting arms around just anyone, that’s fantastic for you. I have more important things to do than going out with you, I am no more interested. And don’t say that living with me was hard, you got to be pleased that I spent that few weeks with you. I have two advices for your majesty. First, go see your psychiatrist once more, and, more importantly, STOP writing to me every single day!
P.S. The flowers died not because I left, but because you stopped watering them.
Yours sincerely,
Oliver
